Heartiley Battery 1
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HEARTILE BATTERY – EN ONDRU

Can you live without water? – Yes!!
There is a city in southern part of India called Chennai, where people live for about 3 months without water.

Can you survive by eating just Idlis? – Yes!!
Once there was a Chief minister who lived for several months by eating just 2 idlis. 😆😃

Can you live without shelter? – Yes!!
With the current economy after the rise of corona, you can soon see people living on streets 😉

Okay, can you live without your mobile? – Nooooooo!!

Mobile has become the integral part of our life. 📱
We take it everywhere man..
Be it to the bathroom to ease constipation or to the death ceremony to live record a funeral, people carry this piece of s*** everywhere..

What if the mobile had a life? And you are making it’s life miserable every moment!

Let’s imagine its thoughts with a person like me. Conversations will be mostly in Tamil because English can’t convey most of the thoughts humorously ya.

Plot name: “Heartile Battery”

Cast:

Raj as Me
Mobile as Mob

Scene 1:

Mobile: This was a hectic day man, she was using me till 4 a.m. F*** 😠
Okay let me take a good nap.😴

Kaalai Pathu mani (10 a.m.)

In half opened eyes, I take my mobile and open Facebook notifications.

Me: Seri birthday reminders vandhu irruku. Wish pannuvom.
Mob: Adhukullaya!!! Chellathayeee!
Me: Yaaru da ivan? Yaara irundha enna, pathu smiley pottu wish panniduvom.. Happy Birthday 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
Mob: Sikarama mudichitaley. Thoungalamaaaa.
Me: Next enna? Memories ku povom.. Eva iva ivalo kevalama?
Mob: Avalaye avalukku adayalam therila idhula en uyir vera en man vangara 😠

Vadivelu
Scene 2:

Madhiyam Pani Rendu mani (12 p.m.)

Me taking the mobile to check Instagram.

Mobile: Ahhaaa…Saithan is coming in the cycle daw.
Me: Wow. Evlo semaya irruku. Let me try this dish.👆
But eppadi seiya therlaye. YouTube la check pannalam.
Mob: Oru mudivukku varala paru..Always why nonding nonding me. 👐👐
Me: Yes!! This YouTube video is nice. Idha pannuvom.😍
Mob: Happaaaaaa daaaaaa.. Next rest than 😋
Me: Wait wait. Suggested video la one lady innum nalla senji irukangaley ..
Mob: Avanga seivanga.. Nee seiviya..Enna than vechi seiva..😏😏
Me: Why risk? Ella video vayum pathuduvom!
Mob: Indha YouTube lam en Oviya maadiri kekradha mattum kattama Nam*tha maadiri ellathyum kattudhu 😛😛

Adhutha scene next post la continue pandran….
For next post link click here….

Meanwhile neengalum unga Heartiley Battery kitta thittuvangi kondu,

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PS: 10 smiley illa, 9 than irukey nu keka vendam.. Therindhey than pottu vittean 😆

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